1 00:00:01,075 --> 00:00:02,982 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,075 --> 00:00:04,483 (Crows caw) 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,732 (Frankie) Raising kids-- 4 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:09,778 it seems to go by in the blink of an eye. 5 00:00:10,059 --> 00:00:12,952 But it's all worth it 'cause you know someday 6 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,802 they're gonna grow up and be... 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,725 Why are you lurking outside my door? 8 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,744 God, it's like you're stalking me! (Clatter) 9 00:00:19,404 --> 00:00:20,812 Awful. (Sighs) 10 00:00:22,424 --> 00:00:24,687 Ugh. Is it me, or is Axl being a bigger jerk 11 00:00:24,823 --> 00:00:26,331 than usual lately? 12 00:00:26,455 --> 00:00:27,628 I don't know. 13 00:00:27,712 --> 00:00:30,132 Seems like about the normal amount of jerk to me. 14 00:00:30,219 --> 00:00:33,043 No, I'm serious, Mike. He's been horrible to me. 15 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:34,749 I'm just trying to get some answers out of him 16 00:00:34,844 --> 00:00:37,259 about his graduation party, and he's all, like... 17 00:00:37,348 --> 00:00:38,295 (Mocking voice) "What's with you? 18 00:00:38,391 --> 00:00:40,301 "Stop stalking me. If it bugs you so much, 19 00:00:40,386 --> 00:00:41,598 why don't you flush it?" 20 00:00:41,705 --> 00:00:43,921 I don't know how much more I can take. 21 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:46,876 And look around this place. I got a high tolerance for pain. (Bottles rattle) 22 00:00:48,284 --> 00:00:49,553 Hmm. Hey, Brick, 23 00:00:49,664 --> 00:00:50,644 I got a notice from the school. (Water running) 24 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:52,312 You gotta collect all your stuff from the Lost and Found 25 00:00:52,412 --> 00:00:53,235 by the end of the week, 26 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,800 or they're gonna donate it to the poor. 27 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,407 Get my stuff, Brick. I want my stuff back. 28 00:00:57,494 --> 00:00:59,179 Hmm. I don't recall losing anything. 29 00:00:59,258 --> 00:01:00,693 What kind of stuff are we talking about? 30 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:02,985 Huh. A lunch box, an IU sweatshirt, 31 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:06,002 a winter jacket, a rain jacket, the Donahues' jacket, 32 00:01:06,152 --> 00:01:07,873 the good flashlight, the bad flashlight, 33 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:10,090 a bubble umbrella, and I'm gonna be conservative 34 00:01:10,183 --> 00:01:12,447 and say, oh, 20 pairs of mittens. 35 00:01:12,544 --> 00:01:13,114 Huh. 36 00:01:13,222 --> 00:01:14,331 Since you know exactly what's missing, 37 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:17,516 maybe you should go. You really seem to have a handle on this. 38 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:18,774 (Sighs) 39 00:01:19,225 --> 00:01:20,567 Excuse me, everyone. 40 00:01:20,937 --> 00:01:23,967 As you know, I'm taking my driver's exam on Friday, 41 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:26,622 and since the sixth time is the charm, 42 00:01:26,751 --> 00:01:29,044 I would like to make our last week on the bus together 43 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:32,442 a week to remember, and I would like to kick it off 44 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:36,751 by having my bus buddies, AKA you guys, 45 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:39,266 sign my yearbook. Yeah? 46 00:01:39,358 --> 00:01:41,008 Yep, it was the end of an era, 47 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:43,653 'cause for Sue, the bus wasn't just the bus. 48 00:01:43,775 --> 00:01:47,170 It was a rolling yellow memory making machine. 49 00:01:47,912 --> 00:01:50,619 Thanks, guys. I'm really gonna cherish this. 50 00:01:52,602 --> 00:01:55,683 Ha ha. Very funny, guys. 51 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:59,521 I hope not having lunch today was worth that prank. 52 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:06,067 (Chuckles) Looks like somebody really struck it rich 53 00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:07,790 at the Lost and Found. 54 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,906 You're Brick Heck, right? You're the class historian. 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,047 - Am I? - He was. 56 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,023 So... how is your slide show coming along? 57 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:20,579 Since I'm the vice principal, that's kind of my baby. 58 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:21,599 Slide show? 59 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:23,982 Well, you know, for the final assembly, 60 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:27,635 when the historian presents his big presentation. 61 00:02:27,725 --> 00:02:29,641 Why do you think you've been taking all those pictures 62 00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:31,720 for the past four years? 63 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,565 For the assembly, of course. 64 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,608 That's exactly why I've been taking all those pictures, 65 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:39,085 which I definitely did do, by the way. 66 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,135 Now remember, dear, your photo montage 67 00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:43,637 should be poignant and heartfelt. 68 00:02:43,783 --> 00:02:45,337 We've allotted 15 minutes, 69 00:02:45,434 --> 00:02:48,349 but you can go a full 20 if you need to. 70 00:02:48,483 --> 00:02:50,957 Oh, good. That takes some of the pressure off. 71 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:53,626 Really looking forward to it. 72 00:03:00,189 --> 00:03:02,191 Oh, good, you're home. I... (Sighs) 73 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,679 I need you to give me some answers 74 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,533 about your graduation party. 75 00:03:05,637 --> 00:03:07,081 Oh, you still talking about that? 76 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,122 (Scoffs) Yes, I am, because you won't. 77 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:13,106 (Bottles rattle) So how many of your friends do you think will be coming? 78 00:03:13,311 --> 00:03:15,107 Unknown. 79 00:03:15,507 --> 00:03:18,150 - Will Sean and Darrin wanna bring their parents? - Unknown. 80 00:03:18,297 --> 00:03:19,502 What about food and drinks? 81 00:03:19,604 --> 00:03:21,031 "Un" and "known." 82 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,495 Well, can it be known? 83 00:03:22,642 --> 00:03:25,314 Can you give me maybe one second of your attention 84 00:03:25,449 --> 00:03:27,089 so that I can know some of this stuff? 85 00:03:27,204 --> 00:03:29,493 (Groans) Look, your graduation is a big deal, Axl. 86 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:31,147 It wasn't exactly breezy getting you 87 00:03:31,237 --> 00:03:32,566 through four years of high school, 88 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:34,619 and we would like to celebrate it. 89 00:03:34,718 --> 00:03:36,020 Fine. Whatever you want. 90 00:03:36,121 --> 00:03:38,977 No, it's not whatever I want. It's whatever you want. 91 00:03:39,113 --> 00:03:42,025 Ho ho ho! That's hilarious. This is not what I want. 92 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:43,408 I just wanna hang out with my friends. 93 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:44,810 I don't even want a party. 94 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:47,142 You wanna give me what I want? How about a car? 95 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:50,013 (Dog barking in distance) (Sighs) 96 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,056 (Mouth full) Oh, my God. She's here again. 97 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,890 Don't shut the door in my face, 98 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:56,231 and don't call me "she." 99 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:57,640 You're female, are you not? 100 00:03:57,730 --> 00:03:59,751 What am I supposed to call you? God! 101 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:01,822 We are not finished here, Axl. 102 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:03,692 I literally need just two minutes of your time. 103 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:04,959 I don't think that's too much to ask. 104 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,970 Actually, it is. I'm already late for Darrin's party. (Spraying) 105 00:04:07,065 --> 00:04:07,850 (Coughs) And I wanna get there 106 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:10,525 before all the jell-o sh... alad is gone. (Can clatters) 107 00:04:10,628 --> 00:04:13,045 Look, I'll be home by 11:30. We can talk about it then. 108 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,569 Fine. I will be waiting for you right here 109 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:18,510 - at exactly 11:30, and I expect you to be here. - I will. 110 00:04:18,618 --> 00:04:19,647 With your full attention. 111 00:04:19,763 --> 00:04:20,639 My full attention. 112 00:04:20,742 --> 00:04:22,238 And no jell-o on your breath. 113 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,088 11:30. I want you to give me your word. 114 00:04:24,195 --> 00:04:25,421 Fine. You have my word. 115 00:04:27,997 --> 00:04:29,095 (Door closes) 116 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,084 I'm just gonna say it 117 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,702 'cause it might help others in the future. 118 00:04:33,824 --> 00:04:36,666 (Vehicle passes) A teenager's word doesn't mean squat. 119 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:39,387 It was midnight, and still no sign of Axl. 120 00:04:40,711 --> 00:04:41,991 Hey, mom, quick thing. 121 00:04:42,101 --> 00:04:44,885 I need you to take about 200 pictures of my classmates 122 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,623 and set them to music in a slide show. 123 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,154 It should be touching but not schmaltzy, 124 00:04:49,286 --> 00:04:50,998 funny, but without trying too hard. 125 00:04:51,101 --> 00:04:54,029 And if you could have it ready Friday morning by 10:00, 126 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,554 that'd be great. 11:00 at the latest. Night. 127 00:04:56,651 --> 00:04:58,147 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Brick. 128 00:04:58,269 --> 00:04:59,706 How long have you known about this? 129 00:04:59,793 --> 00:05:01,275 What's today? Thursday? 130 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,550 About... four years. 131 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,170 - Brick! - It's not my fault. 132 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:06,661 They should have voted for Jay Gold. 133 00:05:06,782 --> 00:05:08,525 I got elected based on one good speech 134 00:05:08,635 --> 00:05:10,230 and didn't have the skills to back it up. 135 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,735 It's really what's wrong with politics. 136 00:05:11,831 --> 00:05:13,235 I'm sorry, Brick, but you're gonna have to 137 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,569 figure this one out on your own, 'cause I'm over it. 138 00:05:15,654 --> 00:05:17,958 I'm done getting in the middle of my kids' lives. 139 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,609 Hey, where are you going? 140 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,457 Unknown. 141 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,843 53 times without stopping. 142 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:36,788 What, you don't believe me? Hmm? I'll do it right now. 143 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:37,964 Someone give me two straws. 144 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:41,088 (Chuckles) I'm telling you. (Laughs) 145 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,844 146 00:05:44,602 --> 00:05:46,069 Dude. 147 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,510 Somebody in our family better be dead right now, 148 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,427 and not some weird cousin I've never met. 149 00:05:58,512 --> 00:05:59,786 I'm talking dad, Brick, or Sue. 150 00:05:59,878 --> 00:06:02,804 Nobody's dead, but if you don't get in my car right now, 151 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:04,155 it can be arranged. 152 00:06:04,247 --> 00:06:06,943 Just go, please, and I'll meet you outside in three minutes. 153 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,075 (Whispers) - I promise. - Yeah. 154 00:06:08,194 --> 00:06:09,742 You already promised to be home by 11:30, 155 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:12,663 so I think the promise ship has sailed. Hi, Sean. 156 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:13,880 Oh! (Grunts) 157 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:18,182 You don't wanna do this, mom, seriously. 158 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:20,133 This is the most embarrassing thing any parent 159 00:06:20,245 --> 00:06:22,026 has ever done, ever. 160 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,653 You sure about that? 161 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,203 Ooh. I like this song. 162 00:06:28,506 --> 00:06:29,689 What are you doing? 163 00:06:29,801 --> 00:06:32,901 I don't know. This groove kinda makes me feel like... 164 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,257 gettin' down. 165 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:35,888 Mom, no. Don't do this to me. 166 00:06:35,986 --> 00:06:37,886 This is my last high school party. I can't end like this. 167 00:06:37,989 --> 00:06:39,428 Darrin! (Laughter) 168 00:06:39,619 --> 00:06:41,017 No! No! 169 00:06:41,108 --> 00:06:43,612 (Laughing and murmuring) 170 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:46,380 (Sniffs) 171 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:50,270 You are the worst mother ever! 172 00:06:50,371 --> 00:06:51,966 Oh, tell me something I don't know. 173 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:55,039 Do you know how many years of cool you just erased 174 00:06:55,146 --> 00:06:56,782 with your stupid mama pajama dance? 175 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:59,114 Hey, I thought very hard before I pulled that rip cord, 176 00:06:59,204 --> 00:07:00,839 but it's the only weapon I have left. 177 00:07:00,928 --> 00:07:03,271 You know, you have been impossible lately. 178 00:07:03,362 --> 00:07:05,263 Maybe you should stop trying to boss me around all the time 179 00:07:05,374 --> 00:07:07,785 and talk to me like a person. 180 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,871 What?! All I've been trying to do is talk to you, 181 00:07:10,977 --> 00:07:12,262 and you just keep running away. 182 00:07:12,379 --> 00:07:15,681 You gave me your word that you would be home an hour ago. 183 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,683 "I'm Axl. I just give people my word 184 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:19,462 without even thinking about what it means." 185 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:21,241 Oh, we're doing impressions now? Hmm? 186 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:23,664 Okay. "I'm mom. Uh, I never stop talking, 187 00:07:23,762 --> 00:07:25,932 and I'm in your face 24 hours a day." 188 00:07:26,048 --> 00:07:27,983 All right, that's it. I'm sick of your attitude! 189 00:07:28,071 --> 00:07:29,747 - Get out of my sight! - Fine! 190 00:07:29,842 --> 00:07:31,506 Don't you walk away from me! 191 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,848 Oh, my God! She's nuts. She's totally nuts! 192 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,603 I told you not to call me "she." 193 00:07:35,692 --> 00:07:36,929 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Break it up. 194 00:07:37,002 --> 00:07:38,453 You, in your room. You, in the kitchen. 195 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:39,682 Whoa, hey. (Stammers) This is not my fault. 196 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,472 Mom's freaking out on me for no reason. 197 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:43,175 I'm freaking out for a very good reason. 198 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:45,385 He is making me freak out, and I'm not freaking out. 199 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:46,781 Look, I don't know what's going on here, 200 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,741 but I know I gotta side with her, so go. 201 00:07:48,842 --> 00:07:50,939 Hey. Wha-- uh... ugh! 202 00:07:52,085 --> 00:07:54,496 (Sighs) I am going to kill him, I tell you! 203 00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:55,497 (Door slams) I'm gonna kill him. 204 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,279 Just relax. He's not gonna be here much longer. 205 00:07:57,359 --> 00:07:58,835 Then I'll have to act fast, won't I? 206 00:07:58,949 --> 00:08:02,446 I can't stand him, Mike. I just hate his stupid face. 207 00:08:02,556 --> 00:08:03,967 I swear to God, when he goes off to college, 208 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,112 I'm not even gonna miss him. 209 00:08:05,213 --> 00:08:07,684 (Sighs) Look, all this fighting is just nature's way 210 00:08:07,816 --> 00:08:10,202 of helping you guys deal with the fact he's leaving. 211 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:11,954 You think mama birds push their babies out of the nest 212 00:08:12,046 --> 00:08:14,527 to help 'em fly? Maybe they're just sick of 'em. 213 00:08:14,772 --> 00:08:17,014 Trust me, Frankie. It's the natural order of things. 214 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,503 It's why you guys have been annoying each other 215 00:08:18,594 --> 00:08:19,585 so much lately. 216 00:08:19,691 --> 00:08:22,785 - I'm not doing anything. I'm being great. It's him. - Uh-huh. 217 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:24,710 Are you in your pajamas with your coat on? 218 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,003 I was cold, and I thought we were hating him right now. 219 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:32,178 He... is a bad, bad child, 220 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:34,619 and you are a wonderful mother. 221 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,145 Thank you. 222 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:39,745 I would just like to remind everyone 223 00:08:39,843 --> 00:08:42,938 that today is going to be our final ride together, 224 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:46,777 and to thank you guys for all the good times we had, 225 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,808 I baked some peanut butter cookies 226 00:08:48,909 --> 00:08:50,485 'cause I know someone on this bus 227 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:52,673 really likes peanut butter. 228 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:53,999 Ha ha. 229 00:08:54,277 --> 00:08:57,988 And if you guys would like to thank me 230 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:01,268 with a round of "For She's A Jolly Good Fellow," 231 00:09:01,421 --> 00:09:04,226 let's just say I would not hate that. 232 00:09:05,381 --> 00:09:07,654 Why don't I just get it started? 233 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,488 For she's a jolly good fellow 234 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:14,202 for she's a... jolly... 235 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:22,503 You know, I have tried and tried with you guys all year. 236 00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:25,235 But you guys have no bus spirit. 237 00:09:25,342 --> 00:09:29,154 And you know what? I am a jolly good fellow. 238 00:09:29,297 --> 00:09:32,803 You guys aren't. You're bad fellows! 239 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,199 Yes, Brian? 240 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:38,123 I think I speak for all of us when I say 241 00:09:38,353 --> 00:09:40,570 please pass that test. 242 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,167 (Chanting) Past that test! 243 00:09:42,289 --> 00:09:43,886 (Students join in) Pass that test! 244 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:47,086 Pass that test! Pass that test! 245 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:52,210 Pass that test! Pass that test! Pass that test! 246 00:09:52,669 --> 00:09:54,464 (School bell rings) 247 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,041 Ahem. 248 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,758 Hi there, Brick. 249 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:03,816 How's my favorite class historian doing? 250 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,206 Actually, there's been a little hiccup 251 00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:08,658 with the photo montage, but the good news is, 252 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:11,242 you'll have an extra 15 minutes to play with at the assembly. 253 00:10:11,356 --> 00:10:13,739 Oh, well, these things happen. (Chuckles) 254 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,030 Oh, I knew you'd understand. 255 00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:17,868 But they don't happen to me. Now you listen to me. 256 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:19,785 And you listen good, you little punk. 257 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,423 You're gonna do the job you were elected to do four years ago, 258 00:10:23,537 --> 00:10:27,949 or I will turn you inside out and wear you like a hat. 259 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:30,994 Ha. I know everyone thinks the vice principal's a joke. 260 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,414 I hear the whispers. 261 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:36,082 I don't like it when people whisper about me, Brick. 262 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:37,307 Got it? 263 00:10:37,661 --> 00:10:39,253 Got it. (Whispers) Got it. 264 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,863 (Gasps, normal voice) Sorry! (Whispers) Sorry. 265 00:10:40,978 --> 00:10:42,203 (Normal voice) I can't stop whispering! 266 00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:46,451 (Whispers) - Whispering. - This photo montage is the only thing 267 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:49,533 the Principal doesn't have her stinkin' paws all over, 268 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:51,122 and if you mess it up, 269 00:10:51,263 --> 00:10:54,379 I will make your life a living hell. 270 00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:57,084 I have connections in middle school, 271 00:10:57,234 --> 00:11:00,167 and I can make sure you get the smelliest locker 272 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:01,487 and the meanest teachers 273 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,133 and extra gym. 274 00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:06,126 Oh, no. 275 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,406 Oh, yes. 276 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:09,464 (School bell rings) Well, anyway, 277 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:12,354 I can't wait to see your presentation, dear. 278 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:13,426 (Clicks teeth) 279 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,394 Now remember, Sue, this is just like a car, 280 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,567 only much bigger and harder to drive. 281 00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:28,763 Why did Axl have to take your car? 282 00:11:28,932 --> 00:11:30,420 What if I fail again? 283 00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:32,826 I cannot get back on that bus, dad. 284 00:11:32,972 --> 00:11:34,255 Sue, listen to me. 285 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:37,903 You have screwed up this driving test so many ways, 286 00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:41,133 I can't think of another mistake you could possibly make. 287 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:44,636 Aw! Thanks for the pep talk, dad. 288 00:11:44,784 --> 00:11:47,353 Okay. Let's do this! 289 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:49,451 Whoo! (Makes whooshing sounds) 290 00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:55,325 Sue Heck. 291 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,110 (Exhales deeply) 292 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,138 (Amplified voice) And now with no further ado, 293 00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:08,559 your class historian, Brick Heck, 294 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,059 will take you on a magical, musical journey 295 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:14,735 of your years at Orson Elementary. 296 00:12:14,844 --> 00:12:16,127 Brick? 297 00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:20,431 (Under breath) You better blow the doors off this place. 298 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:22,850 (Exhales deeply) 299 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,821 (Amplified voice) Memories. 300 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,048 (Click) 301 00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:31,550 I could show you all 302 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:34,083 pictures of your time here at Orson Elementary, 303 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,401 but those would be my memories, not yours. 304 00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:41,407 So instead, I invite you to close your eyes 305 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,360 and picture your own memories. 306 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,491 (Click) 307 00:12:46,694 --> 00:12:48,913 Remember the field trip to the Indiana Dunes 308 00:12:49,024 --> 00:12:50,078 in second grade? 309 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,930 I don't, but maybe you do. 310 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,572 Maybe you had a great time. 311 00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,592 (Click) 312 00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:57,985 What about the time that you 313 00:12:58,072 --> 00:12:59,491 and your friend and your other friend 314 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:01,376 locked arms on the playground? 315 00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,242 Boy, you guys are close. 316 00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:04,452 (Click) 317 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:07,873 And now sit back and enjoy a musical montage 318 00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:10,840 of all your best memories, artfully put together 319 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,334 in your own imagination, while I hum the tune 320 00:13:13,437 --> 00:13:15,487 to the appropriate, if not overused, 321 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:19,158 graduation anthem, "We Are Young" by Fun. 322 00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:23,579 (Humming "We Are Young") 323 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,466 (Clicking) 324 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,459 (Students giggling) 325 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:28,812 Who is that? 326 00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:30,374 Did we vote for him? 327 00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:32,181 He's weird. 328 00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:37,086 So Brick left elementary school with his reputation intact. 329 00:13:37,661 --> 00:13:38,974 (Click, Brick stops humming) 330 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,484 - Nailed it. - This isn't over. 331 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:46,504 I will hunt you like a dog in the street. 332 00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:49,550 Well, wasn't that delightful? (Clapping hands) 333 00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:53,911 And now Mimi Millhauser on the flutophone. 334 00:13:54,118 --> 00:13:56,586 Okay, Sue, in about a half mile, you're gonna wanna take-- 335 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,537 I know. Take a right at the stop sign, 336 00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:00,878 a left by the yellow house with the apple tree in the yard, 337 00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:03,634 then bring it down to 25 miles an hour 338 00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,140 for the school zone. 339 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,599 This is not my first barbecue. 340 00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:10,852 Nice signal. 341 00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:16,356 And... nice turn. 342 00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:19,338 Only six blocks to go, and Sue was doing great. 343 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,855 Maybe it was all her experience paying off. 344 00:14:21,938 --> 00:14:23,728 Maybe it was bobblehead Jesus. 345 00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,801 But of course, Sue being Sue... 346 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,582 (Horn honks) (Gasps) 347 00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:28,690 (Pants) Windshield obstructed. 348 00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:29,933 Activating wipers. 349 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,275 Peripheral vision compromised. 350 00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:33,854 I really think we should stop. 351 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,215 Don't worry. I got this. 352 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:37,433 Whoa-oh. 353 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,441 - Watch out! - No choice but to go through! 354 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,298 (Tires screeching) Oh, God. 355 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,311 Mattress! Oh! 356 00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:49,616 It's okay! I can still see! 357 00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:53,107 For the love of God, pull over! I have children! 358 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,501 No! I only have two blocks left! 359 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,147 (Bang, rattling) Pothole. 360 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,738 Not a problem! 361 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,006 (Siren wailing) 362 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,409 Page 47 in the manual-- 363 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:07,020 how to stay calm in a hazardous situation! 364 00:15:07,224 --> 00:15:08,697 (Tires screech) 365 00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:14,992 (Brakes squeal) 366 00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:16,732 (Shifts gears) 367 00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:19,635 I've been doing this for 30 years. (Turns off engine) 368 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:22,783 (Sighs) And that was the single greatest piece of driving 369 00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:24,574 I have ever seen. 370 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,601 Congratulations, Sue Heck. You passed. 371 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:32,204 (Gasps) Aah! 372 00:15:32,595 --> 00:15:36,032 (Screaming and laughing) 373 00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:40,143 (Continues screaming) 374 00:15:40,595 --> 00:15:43,237 Axl, come on! Let's go! I wanna get a good seat. 375 00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:44,837 (Axl) I'm coming. God! 376 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:46,126 Did I mention that the examiner said 377 00:15:46,239 --> 00:15:49,595 it was the single greatest piece of driving he's ever seen? 378 00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:51,178 - I'm sure you did great, honey. - Yeah. 379 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:53,220 She did do great. Sue, you're an excellent driver. 380 00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,205 (Gasps) Can I drive the family to graduation? 381 00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:57,008 Absolutely not. 382 00:15:59,473 --> 00:16:01,149 No, no, no, no, no. Unh-unh. 383 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,185 - What? - You're not wearing white socks with dress pants. 384 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:05,534 Go change. 385 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:06,417 Why? 386 00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,671 Because you're gonna be onstage, and everybody'll see 'em, 387 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,775 and it looks ridiculous. 388 00:16:09,874 --> 00:16:12,613 Nobody's gonna be looking at my socks. Let's just go! 389 00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:14,050 Come on. Brick's waiting in the car. Let's go. 390 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,698 Axl, I am serious. Go put on some black socks. 391 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,838 Why do you even care about this? They're my feet. 392 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:20,654 The doctor pulled you out of me with those feet, 393 00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,065 so I think I have some say. 394 00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:24,852 Look... now put these on. 395 00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,283 Make me. (Thud) 396 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:30,144 You are not leaving this house. Don't you dare leave this house! 397 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,750 Oh, my God. What are you doing? 398 00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:34,432 Change... your... socks! 399 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:35,740 Oh! (Grunting) 400 00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,439 All right, if you're not gonna change 'em, I will. 401 00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:39,164 - Hey! You can't do this! - Give me that. Take your-- get your shoes off. 402 00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:41,539 - Get your shoe off. - Aah! No. 403 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,732 I'm telling you, you're changing those socks! 404 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:43,860 No! Never! 405 00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,723 - Never! - Get back here. 406 00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:46,663 Ohh! 407 00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,768 - Aah! - Uhh! 408 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:54,354 You are not going anywhere in those socks! 409 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,381 Aah! You're hurting me! You're hurting your son! 410 00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:57,745 We are civilized people. 411 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,173 (Mouth full) There are rules to society, 412 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:01,637 and you're gonna learn 'em, damn it! 413 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:04,121 She's crazy! Your wife is crazy! 414 00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:07,207 Should've put a fence around this place a long time ago. 415 00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:09,161 (Both grunting) 416 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:13,488 No! 417 00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:15,355 Where do you think you're goin'? 418 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:17,277 I'm getting a ride to graduation with the Donahues! 419 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:20,170 Fine! Maybe we won't even go! 420 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,788 So we're not going? 421 00:17:21,892 --> 00:17:25,093 Oh, we're goin'. I need to make sure he's really leaving. 422 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,066 (Amplified voice) As we say good-bye to high school, 423 00:17:35,169 --> 00:17:37,186 we look ahead to the next chapter of our lives 424 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:39,051 and the adventures it will bring-- 425 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:41,824 college, jobs, travel... 426 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,004 Hey, that guy's wearing white socks just like Axl's. 427 00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:49,409 Matter of fact, a lot of people are wearing white socks. 428 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,972 White socks, white socks, flip-flops. 429 00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:52,940 We get it, Brick. 430 00:17:53,035 --> 00:17:55,031 (Cassidy) So in closing, I just wanna say 431 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,783 even though I'm a pretty cynical person, 432 00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,138 I'm really gonna miss this place. 433 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,907 As Shel Silverstein wrote, 434 00:18:03,073 --> 00:18:07,111 "There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. 435 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:12,307 So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start." 436 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,904 And thanks to all of you 437 00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:17,044 for giving me a very happy start here. 438 00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:18,299 (Boy) Whoo! 439 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,276 (Cheering) 440 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:23,014 (Exhales deeply) 441 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:25,417 (Man whistles) 442 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,293 (Principal Cameron, amplified voice) Thomas Halverson. 443 00:18:29,449 --> 00:18:30,540 Yeah. 444 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,588 (Boy) - Whoo. - That was a squeaker, wasn't it? 445 00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:35,896 Yeah. Julie Harris. Yeah. 446 00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:38,637 Good luck with the baby. Last one. 447 00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:40,196 Robert Hatfield. 448 00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:43,060 All right. You behave tonight, Robert. You behave. 449 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:44,543 Elizabeth Hayworth. (Man whistles) 450 00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:46,571 Here you go. 451 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,148 As I watched my first son 452 00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,932 about to become a high school graduate, 453 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,037 I realized that Mike was right. 454 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,798 There is a natural order to things, 455 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,588 and by the time they go, you're ready. (Shutter clicks) 456 00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:59,285 - Axl Heck. (Boy) - Whoo! 457 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,464 (Voice breaking) I'm not ready! 458 00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:07,984 (Sobbing) 459 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,870 (Principal Cameron) - Brian Hedberg. (Sobbing) - Oh, no. 460 00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:12,811 (Principal Cameron) Good luck at computer school. 461 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,209 I'm not ready! (Sobbing) 462 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,628 Mark Hef-- 463 00:19:18,831 --> 00:19:21,289 (Frankie sobbing loudly) 464 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:22,877 (Principal Cameron) Mark Hefferman. 465 00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:25,258 (Crying) Jessica-- 466 00:19:25,445 --> 00:19:27,252 (Sobbing loudly) 467 00:19:31,006 --> 00:19:32,465 Sarah Humphreys. 468 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,373 (Continues sobbing) (Mouths words) 469 00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:36,837 (Mouths words) 470 00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:39,564 (Continues sobbing) 471 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,301 Well, you said it was impossible 472 00:19:45,412 --> 00:19:47,074 for me to miss 32 days of senior year 473 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,249 and still graduate. 474 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,828 Now who seems like the idiot? Huh? 475 00:19:51,013 --> 00:19:53,378 Hey, do you guys want me to take a family picture? 476 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,059 After all, I was class historian. 477 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,309 I'm thinking about running again in middle school. 478 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,234 Actually, uh, could we get a picture first 479 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,716 of just me and mom? 480 00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:02,773 Really? 481 00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,600 Oh. Okay. 482 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,135 (Sighs) (Camera shutter clicks) 483 00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:18,562 Whoo! All right! Let's get this party-started, huh? 484 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,537 Ha ha! 485 00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:22,002 Actually, we decided to take the money we would have spent 486 00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:25,185 on a party and get you something you really wanted. 487 00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:26,842 Happy graduation. (Jangle) 488 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,053 (Gasps) Oh, my God! 489 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,469 It's got an engine and everything? 490 00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:31,765 For 200 bucks, it better. 491 00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:34,078 (Chuckles) Oh! (Laughs) 492 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,354 Ohh! 493 00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,275 Wait. So wait. Seriously, there's no party? 494 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,200 Nope. 495 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,476 So... can I go hang out with my friends? 496 00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:43,689 (Sighs) 497 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,025 (Whispers) Go. 498 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,602 This day just keeps getting more awesome. Ha ha ha! 499 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:50,060 I love you guys! Ha ha! 500 00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:53,249 (Engine starts) 501 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,785 (Tires screech) Mom, since there's no party, would it be okay 502 00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:58,224 if I went over to Carly's and showed her my license? 503 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,420 Please? I have been waiting for this day for so long. 504 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,993 (Exhales deeply) Sure. 505 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:06,585 Aah! (Laughs) 506 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,232 (Sighs) 507 00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:12,389 (Car door opens and closes) 508 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,980 Never leave me. (Engine starts) 509 00:21:14,069 --> 00:21:16,984 Don't worry. I won't. (Whispers) Worry. 510 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:17,924 (Normal voice) Whoop! 511 00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:20,350 Yep, all the work that goes into raising a kid-- 512 00:21:20,442 --> 00:21:23,424 the heartache, the laughter, the worry, the tears-- 513 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:26,324 it really does go by in the blink of an eye. 514 00:21:26,628 --> 00:21:28,252 And all those annoying little things 515 00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:30,170 that seemed so important-- 516 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,310 who even remembers what they were? 517 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:45,543 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 518 00:21:45,593 --> 00:21:50,143 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0